I Fail at Decisions
I am hungry. I can tell because I haven’t eaten since this morning and my head has started to hurt, and I did not drink too much last night, so it’s probably not that.
Do I want pizza for dinner or Indian?
Pepperoni pizza sounds mighty tempting, but I am incapable of ordering a pizza with just one topping, and do I want banana peppers or mushrooms as the second topping? Or maybe branch out and do something crazy like black olives. If I get black olives, that would probably be solid with mushrooms and hold the pepperoni entirely.
If I do get pizza, should I get it from a chain or one of the local spots? Which of the local spots are good again, I can never remember. I’m pretty sure that logo is from the one with the pizza that tasted like ass and made me feel ill for a weekend, but it might have been that one with the green letters. Hmm… if I’m ordering local anyway, maybe I will try a meatball hero instead. I wonder how their wings are, I hate when they bread them and still call them “Buffalo”. Yecch. Maybe a salad to go with. Regular, ceasar, or antipasto. That all sounds good.
Indian sounds good too. I’m so psyched that an Indian restaurant added itself to my Delivery.com options last night, because that was some of the best Vindaloo I have had on this continent. Yeah, mmm, Indian. Although, I did JUST have it last night. Are they going to think I am weird and crazy for ordering twice in a row? I will get something different this time, but still. Let me google every single dish that I am unfamiliar with on the menu, which is everything but Vindaloo and Railway curry and naan.
[Forty minutes later]
Hm, yeah, Vindaloo sounds good again. Maybe a little garlic naan. Although I also had curry for lunch today. Vietnamese curry, but still, curry is curry. Ugh that was pretty gross though, tasted like ginger or something. That other shrimp thing I had at the Vietnamese place the other day was pretty solid though.
Why am I even limiting myself to just two options? I should see where else is delivering besides just pizza and Indian. Maybe do something different. Not Chinese, I definitely don’t want that. Although it has been awhile since I’ve had some decent lo mein. That might not go amiss. I’m still sort of in a pizza mood though…
THIS IS WHAT I GO THROUGH EVERY GODDAMN DAY OF MY LIFE.
