var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3613200-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); “It couldn’t have happened anywhere but in little old New York.” (O. Henry) I love e-mail: agirl.acity @ gmail IM: agirlacity Tumblr (3.0; @agirlacity)http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/alexbalk: Me: You ever play that game where you’re like, “Holy shit, this person is only...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/269865586http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/269865586Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:13:21 -0500“A vegan in a Hummer has a lighter carbon footprint than a meat-eater in a Prius.” -...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/222128223http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/222128223Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:15:01 -0400<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpnl6bVTBR1qz5quno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wordishness.com/post/182800028/so-hans-walking-down-the-halls-of-bespin-with-his" target="_blank">stevewhitaker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando.  Leia’s there, and lookin’ good.  Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.</p> <p>But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.</p> <p>Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.</p> <p>What does Han do?</p> <p>He starts shooting at the motherfucker.</p> <p>He starts shooting.</p> <p><i>Be like Han.</i></p> </blockquote>http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/186761905http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/186761905Sun, 13 Sep 2009 03:41:01 -0400<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpq9n4hwVs1qz87c6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Ordered by most used:</strong></p>people friend fucking time york sort trying fuck feel home call coworker actually mean minutes buffalo pretty night love awesomehttp://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/184031323http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/184031323Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:37:55 -0400It’s funny that sharingtime says New Yorkers don’t say thank you to bus drivers, because...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/170956089http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/170956089Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:38:51 -0400All of my “users similar to [me]” on OKCupid are in their forties. What does this say...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/133260213http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/133260213Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:03:18 -0400I ordered Indian for dinner tonight at around quarter after 8. I called because yesterday I dropped...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/126778624http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/126778624Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:13:26 -0400My dad called to complain that his lastname.com e-mail was not forwarding because I recently...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/124960866http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/124960866Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:05:38 -0400Person I No Longer Like: What're you gonna do? skate at me, hit me while I'm wearing body armor,...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/123261337http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/123261337Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:11:10 -0400I am hungry. I can tell because I haven’t eaten since this morning and my head has started to...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/123107320http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/123107320Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:40:27 -0400<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/VnaHtGk4uomrvy00R4yOEW1lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/122472580http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/122472580Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:24:31 -0400friend who is a boy: one of my freinds in school had her kkeyboard remapped to dvorak but didnt move...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/119296894http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/119296894Sun, 07 Jun 2009 01:51:16 -0400We just had a user from a major bank write in because she couldn’t access the training site...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/118025429http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/118025429Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:06:31 -0400Unsolicited IM to my OkCupid account: [9:30:58 pm]pepelove:im the man you are looking...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/115537152http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/115537152Sat, 30 May 2009 21:40:05 -04009:55:29 PM Me: I can't wait to get swine flu so I can work from home 9:55:40 PM Me: I am going to...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/114080814http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/114080814Wed, 27 May 2009 22:27:08 -0400I just dozed off while on hold, and I fell deeply enough into sleep that I was dreaming (about being...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/110092458http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/110092458Tue, 19 May 2009 14:41:00 -0400Me: "I'm calling because I don't have an account, and I need to track something" Target CSR: "Okay,...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/106817422http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/106817422Tue, 12 May 2009 13:42:52 -0400Me: “So the people are coming to install the fire extinguisher tomorrow - just wondering where...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/103408692http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/103408692Mon, 04 May 2009 14:36:26 -0400Just had a discussion at work about the video showing people running and screaming because of the...http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/101150503http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/101150503Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:03:26 -0400I love The Awl’s take: Why is GeoCities not accepting new customers? Gee, I dunno, Einstein....http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/99672227http://agirlacity.tumblr.com/post/99672227Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:55:19 -0400